I first read this on Grace’s blog, and then on Lyn’s blog (it was started by Jim at Sola Gratia). They both have eloquent posts with Jesus saying loving things to them. Glenn Hager also has a wonderful post … Jesus is talking to him a lot. I believe I’ve seen it in other places too, but I can’t remember where. They all heard from him and He was gentle, kind and loving. Some of the above-mentioned bloggers tagged specific people, some of them just said that if you read their blog you could consider yourself tagged. I tried to ignore that.
I ignored it when I read Grace’s blog.
And Lyn‘s blog.
I find I cannot ignore it anymore. But this is embarrassing.
When Jesus spoke to me, He assumed the voice of a rather largish woman of African-American descent. Then He said, “You need to get off yo ass!”
I said, “Excuse me.”
He said, “You heard me! Get up off yo big fat one and get a move on.”
Me (with a certain nasally whine) … “Ahhhh … what about all those nice platitudes you gave everyone else?”
Him … “Get off yo ass, woman. If I thought you needed pa-latitudes I’d give you one. But you give me at-titude. So I’m givin’ it raght back atcha.”
So, for today, I’m going to get up off my lazy white butt and get moving. I’m not sure where, but given the recent interchange I have no uncertainty that I’ll hear about it if I’m moving in the wrong direction.